Sunday, October 17, 2010

Why it’s easier to be poor – AS A GUY



Well, it sucks being poor. But if I'm gonna be it, at least I'm glad I'm a guy.

Just think of all the things I DON'T have to spend money on:
  1. bras
  2. silken panties
  3. stockings and frilly lingerie
  4. face creams
  5. perfumes
  6. MAKE-UP
  7. expensive haircuts … with color jobs
  8. expensive "color treated" conditioners and shampoos
  9. hairspray
  10. bubble bath soap
  11. aromatic candles
  12. herb tea
  13. restaurants with fancy atmosphere
  14. romantic music … to put me in the mood
  15. jewelry ... that expresses who I am
  16. trendy clothes ... that expresses the inner me
  17. color socks … especially fuzzy gorilla sox (with a separate sleeve for each toe)
  18. pedicures
  19. manicures
  20. anything else nail polish related  (including nail files, polish remover, cotton balls)
  21. epilators
  22. tweezers
  23. wax jobs
  24. massages … for breast-weight related backaches
  25. massages … for high-heel related foot pain
  26. Kotex and tampons
  27. Alleve or other extra-strength painkillers
  28. hot-water bottles for bloating, menstrual-related  tummy aches
  29. extra blankets and sweaters … cause I'm "cold"
  30. fresh exotic vegetables from around the world … that just sit in the crisper
  31. exotic spices for cooking … that sit there, in racks, gathering dust
  32. calcium, vitamin e and other specialized dietary supplements
  33. cranberry juice for urinary tract infections
  34. mini liquor bottles
  35. tarot cards … for those swirly pagan moods
  36. astrology books
  37. chocolate

        Sorry ladies...


Now here's a kitty pileup:



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PERMANENT OBSCURITY: Or a Cautionary Tale of Two Girls
and Their Misadventures with Drugs, Pornography and Death by Dolores Santana
(as told to Richard Perez)

Richard Perez's PERMANENT OBSCURITY on Amazon





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IS THIS EXPLOITATION NOVEL RIGHT FOR YOU?

"Notebook" for the novel --> http://permanentobscurity.com/

I need to emphasize that PERMANENT OBSCURITY is not "erotica," although it has BDSM overtones (leaning toward so-called "femdom"). It's really a dark comedy about bohemia and the difficulty of relationships (female/male and female/female) and finally the big question for anyone in the arts (or in the tabloid media): sudden fame vs. permanent anonymity. The style of the novel is inspired by '60s over-the-top sexploition films like those of Russ Meyer (FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL KILL, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS) and those Something Weird Videos, like A SWEET SICKNESS and BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL [so-called “cautionary tales”]) -- updated to the Bush era (circa 2006).

PERMANENT OBSCURITY: Or a Cautionary Tale of Two Girls and Their Misadventures with Drugs, Pornography and Death by Dolores Santana (as told to Richard Perez)
Written in the 3 parts:

PERMANENT OBSCURITY: PART 1 - THE KINKY HOOK
Whereupon we are introduced to Dolores and Serena and their kinky shenanigans.

PERMANENT OBSCURITY: PART 2 - STRANGE HUNGERS
Whereupon Dolores and Serena grapple with relationship/sexuality issues, life-threatening drug dealers, irreversible money woes. Culminating in a desperate attempt at making a so-called "femdom" film.

PERMANENT OBSCURITY: PART 3 - NO MAN'S LAND
Whereupon Dolores and Serena find themselves in a place not expected. Namely, hell.

PERMANENT OBSCURITY: Or a Cautionary Tale of Two Girls and Their Misadventures with Drugs, Pornography and Death by Dolores Santana (as told to Richard Perez)

¤*.¸¸.·´¨`°*» PERMANENT OBSCURITY: the title and where it came from --> http://permanentobscurity.com/perm-obsc-origins-title.htm

¤*.¸¸.·´¨`°*» The subversive power of sexploitation:
pre-porn era sexploitation and its influence --
http://permanentobscurity.com/perm-obsc-sexploitation-1.htm

¤*.¸¸.·´¨`°*» BAD GIRL CINEMA (and its influence on the novel):
http://permanentobscurity.com/perm-obsc-origins-badgirls.htm

Buy now from AMAZON (U.S.) >> http://www.amazon.com/Permanent-Obscurity-Cautionary-Misadventures-Pornography/dp/0971341540

¤*.¸¸.·´¨`°*» To purchase (foreign countries): http://permanentobscurity.com/perm-obsc-buy.htm


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~: About the Author:

 

Initially published small literary magazines, Richard Perez has also written for The New York Times (a newspaper he doesn't read.) His first novel, The Losers' Club (aka: The Losers' Club: Complete Restored Edition) has three foreign translations to date: Korean, Turkish, Italian. PERMANENT OBSCURITY: or a Cautionary Tale of Two Girls and Their Misadventures with Drugs, Pornography, and Death — his second novel — also reflects his infatuation with bohemia and willful nonconformists.


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